“Running to the swings, running away from Satan…”

I don’t really understand why, but one of my hoomins (who I don’t see much of lately) is doing a lot of running. Perhaps she’s running away from a big rotten dog. Anyway, she seems to want other hoomins to pay her to do this running – maybe she’s a bit too loud for those of us with delicate ears, and people would be glad to pay her to be a bit further away. But it seems important, and I’m keen on anything that makes my hoomins happy, since that generally results in more treats for me; so please do be generous.

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